me: "can i please please have this t-shirt? pleaseeee...."
him: "hey i knitted this yellow t-shirt for 5 days long, i cant just give it to you, ai..
me: "what if i buy it?"
him: "it's not for sale. don't you get it? it's my fave t-shirt. i'm not gonna give it to anyone including you"
him: "and don't wear legging it looked terrible on you, oh i'm so ashamed by the way you dressed today..lets go home and change your clothes."
me: ...................................................
him: "gees, honey you have a horrible body size, hey even Susan my neighbor's body is better than yours"
me: ...................................................
GAME'S OVER. GO TO HELL, MAN.
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